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The Fine Print, Without The Fine Print

Privacy Policy

Quilted Network is a small, independent house. We collect as little as we can get away with, and this page says exactly what that is.

Signing in to the live room

Our members’ room uses Sign in with Google. When you sign in, Google tells us your email address and your name so we can check them against the member list. We never see or receive your Google password. We store your email address on the member list for as long as you are a member.

Cookies

The site sets one cookie when you sign in, so the door remembers you for 30 days instead of asking at every visit. That is the only cookie this site sets itself.

Other services on the page

The live stage and chat are YouTube embeds, and tips run through Streamlabs. When you use those, Google’s and Streamlabs’ own privacy policies apply to what they collect. This site itself runs no advertising and no analytics trackers.

What we never do

We never sell your information, and we never share the member list with anyone. The list exists for one purpose: deciding whose name is on it at the door.

Fair use

Quilted Network covers public broadcasts for satire, parody, commentary, criticism, and education. Excerpts of others’ material appear under the fair use doctrine, 17 U.S.C. § 107. We claim no ownership of anything we cover, and covering someone implies no endorsement by them or of them.

Leaving the list

Email [email protected] and ask to be removed. We will take your name off the list and delete the stored email.

Quilted Network is operated by Alysha Crider. Last updated October 23, 2026.