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Members’ Door

Mind the velvet rope.

The Venue is a members’ room. Sign in with the Google account on your invitation — the same name you chat with — and if it’s on the list, the door swings open.

Sign in with Google Request a Seat

Not on the list yet? Request a seat — Alysha reviews every request herself. Recordings of every show post public afterward, door or no door.

Not On The List Yet?

Request a seat.

Seats are stitched in by hand, not sold at a window. Leave your name and the Google email you sign in and chat with, and Alysha will review it. Nothing here signs you up automatically — a request is a knock, not a key.